just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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