So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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