I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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