What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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