Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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