There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Randomize
