We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the day after is always just damage control
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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