I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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