So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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