were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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