Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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