So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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