have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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