there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Quick, to the slutcave!
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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