the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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