Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
