Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
