I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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