And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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