Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Someone shattered a urinal.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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