Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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