So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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