People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
i now understand why vodka
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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