I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
