Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Randomize
