Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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