worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Randomize
