What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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