i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
