Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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