last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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