What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
vagina is talking i cant
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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