Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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