Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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