okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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