So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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