Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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