I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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