you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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