i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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