billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
