Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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