love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
