She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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