Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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