problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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