Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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