watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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