In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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