i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize