Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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