I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
