Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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