Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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