Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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