Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Nicole vs. Life
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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