google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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